Air Travel
For those of you who are contemplating traveling by plane in the near future you might want to be up to date on what you can or can not take with you on the plane. The Transportation Security Administration has issued the following list:
Knitting needles.............. ALLOWED
Of course this makes perfect sense, because no self-respecting bad guy would be caught dead trying to cause terror with knitting needles. Come on, he'd be the laughing stock of the terrorist community!
Jell-O / Pudding........... NOT ALLOWED
For the life of me I can’t understand this one unless they aren’t telling us what they really put in the stuff. One thing for sure, at least we know Bill Cosby won't be trying to hijack your plane.
Scissors (blades shorter than 4")........ ALLOWED
Now this makes perfect sense, I mean, surely not even the greatest of criminal masterminds could figure out a way to harm someone with a pair of razor-sharp 4 inch blades. They would have to be a genius!!
Mouthwash.................. NOT ALLOWED
Sure...cause we all know how lethal this stuff is! One only has to gargle with a little Listerine to know you can kill someone with it. As for your personal war on Halitosis (bad breath) you are just going to have to wait until you can purchase some at the Airport Gift Shop cause it's only lethal on the plane.
Screwdrivers (7" or less) ..... ALLOWED
Well, that's good to know after all who in their right mind would ever used a tool as a weapon?!
Transformer Toys.............. ALLOWED
For awhile these were not allowed on board, because they actually thought "Transformers" especially the “Decepticon” were real weapons. It took someone in the Assoc. with an actual brain to figure out these were just toys....sheesh.
I don't know about you, but it's good to know the Transportation Security Association is on its toes with its on going fight against terrorism. Keep up the great job!!
Source: the official TSA website


















