Things to Make You Giggle

I came across these in an old email...and thought I would pass on the giggles.


1. Stay away from prunes. Randy age 9

2. When your Dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. Michael age 14

3. Never tell your Mom that her diet is not working. Michael age 13

4. Never allow your 3 year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Traci age 14

5. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac. Andrew age 9

6. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. Kyoyo age 9

7. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Amir age 9

8. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Naomi age 15

9. Felt tip marker are not good to use as lipstick. Lauren age 9

10. Don't pick on your sister when she is holding a baseball bat. Joel age 10

11. Never try to baptize a cat. Eileen age 8